Sue is determined to win herself a car and enters Ehlert Motors "Hands on a Hard Body" contest, in which the last person whose hands never leave the car wins. Meanwhile, Mike and his perpetually down-on-his-luck brother Rusty, find time to bond again when they take a road trip to Chicago with Brick to attend his Spelling Bee, and Frankie has to travel to Axl's college dorm to help him locate a missing desk or risk losing her $200 deposit.

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Guest Stars: Brian Doyle-Murray as Mr. Ehlert, Jack McBrayer as Dr. Goodwin, Norm Macdonald as Rusty, Dave Foley as Dr. Fulton, John Gammon as Darrin, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Josh Brener as Julian, Tommy Bechtold as Kenny, Keith Gerchak as Announcer, Joy Jacobson as Woman, Aaron Jaeger as Scott, Jacob Melton as Sebastian

Writers: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter

Director: Blake T. Evans