As the Heck home begins to literally fall apart, Frankie and Mike consider leaving homeownership behind and moving the family to an apartment. Meanwhile, Axl tries to fake Frankie out by pretending that he's sick in order to get out of taking a school test - and must later convince her that he's well enough to attend a party that evening; Sue and her ex-sort-of-boyfriend, Brad, volunteer to prepare a school skit about showing the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; and Brick tries to offer a little bit of levity by spouting off Shakespearian quotes.

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Guest Stars: Chris Kattan as Bob, Jen Ray as Nancy, Beau Wirick as Sean Donahue, John Gammon as Darrin, Brock Ciarlelli as Brad Bottig, Julie Brown as Paula Norwood, Pat Finn as Bill Norwood, Sean O'Bryan as Ron Donahue, Sonya Eddy as Senora Porter, Vicki Davis as Debbie, Jeanne Taylor as Claudia, Price Carson as Teacher

Writers: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter

Director: Lee Shallat Chemel

Viewers: 9.13 million Households Rating: 6.4/10 Adults 18-49 Rating: 3/9